You see this shit?
Every man needs to buy this shit.
Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.
But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”
Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.
Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.
magical shit my nigga.
dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.
Re-reading ESPN’s 6 part article on Lin’s moved to Houston, and knowing what we know now that the Knicks aren’t matching, Lin and Fields could have both ended up in Toronto as teammates because the Raptors expressed interest in Lin but they just didn’t take the bullet because they were skeptical the Knicks would match. I just…missed opportunities, all my feels, I hate everyone in this bar, I need a new ship because this old one burned so fast etc. etc.
LBR, after he exploded, they debuted the doofus nerd handshake that more likely got all the fangirls/fanboys going. And as Jeremy admitted, he was the idiot who thought all about it.
I’M JUST SAYING IT’S ALL JEREMY’S FAULT THERE ARE LIN-FIELDS FANGIRLS/FANBOYS CRYING INTO THEIR CHEERIOS ABOUT THE PROBABLE SEPARATION OF THE TWO, OKAY!?!
OK, FINE. YOU GOT ME THERE. BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE???AND I RAISE YOU SUPERMAN.I WASN’T GOING TO GO HERE, BUT I KINDA HAVE TO NOW… AND NEVAR FORGET TWOP EITHER!WHILE WE’RE AT IT:
Jensen Ackles #51
LOL SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING
This just makes me miss CLSPN. THE MOCKING THAT WOULD HAVE ENSUED. ;__; YOU WERE GOOD TIMES, CLSPN. <3
DO YOU THINK
HE JUST SAW
THAT, OR SOMEONE JUST PUT OUT SOME CARROT AND CELERY STICKS.
LOL OMG I STARTED GOING THERE, I STARTED TYPING THAT JOKE OUT, BUT THEN I WENT FOR DICTIONARY INSTEAD
CAPSLOCK MINDS THINK ALIKE \O/
ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT HIS SHIRT SAYS “STRAIGHT SHOOTER”.
LOL, JEMSEM, LIKE ANYONE IS FALLING FOR THAT
I FEEL SOMETHING… STIRRING INSIDE OF ME………
SOME THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN WERE LOST
OH BRICK PANTS :’) I WILL NEVER FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU
IN RECIPROCATION, I FEEL COMPELLED TO PRESENT YOU WITH SOMETHING FROM MY LONG LOST CLSPN FOLDER:
HOW CAN ANYONE TOP THAT COWBOY PIC? IDK LET ME TRY WITH CANDY CANE.
YEAH, BUT DOES SUPERMAN HAVE A HEART OF THE OCEAN? NO. NO I DON’T THINK SO.
OHMYGOD I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE THIS BECAUSE I OPENED THE CAN OF WORMS THAT IS MY PHOTOBUCKET AND SCREAMING!!!
This is why I shouldn’t be bored.
Also, the Zoolander Lin pun is appropriate. Because, you know, he can’t turn left.
MOISTURE IS THE ESSENCE OF WETNESS.
AND WETNESS IS THE ESSENCE OF BEAUTY.
(Source: heisjeremylin, via )
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